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Playground Hoppers 

Another term for pedophiles. Similar in meaning to the term “theatre hoppers” or “theatre hopping,” which means to buy a ticket for one movie and hop from movie to movie within the theatre in hopes of not getting caught.
Uncle Ron the Pedo drives his large SUV around the city hopping from playground to playground in hopes of finding children. We like to call him and those similar to him playground hoppers.
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gestalt prayer 

A 56-word statement, originally written by psychotherapist Fritz Perls, that serves as a way of life model for many who live or seek to live outside the influence of the status quo. The "prayer" has since become synonymous with individualism and peaceful rebellion. It gets its name from a specialized form of therapy called Gestalt Therapy, a brand of therapy which Dr. Perls helped to create.

The "prayer" can be found below:
I do my thing and you do your thing.
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
You are you, and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, it's beautiful.
If not, it can't be helped.

-Gestalt Prayer

playground rules 

The act of justifying ones actions using childish rules commonly seen on a playground. Typically used in adult environments. When one calls playground rules they are entering a verbal understanding that playground rules is now fair game.

Play ground rules: finders keepers, you touched it last, no take backs...etc...
John: I found this really nice stapler in the office today and I took it

Bob: hey! That's mine!

John: playground rules! Finders keepers! It's mine now!
playground rules by Danie March 9, 2015

played cock 

When somebody play you skep
(See skep I.E. it’s a Cincinnati thing)
Girl 1: nigga you ugly and broke and yo baby head look like a football

Guy 1: aww you gon say that though?

Guy 2: Damn you just got played cock bruh
played cock by Tayfabe February 18, 2018

Sweating like a priest in a playground! 

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...
"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"

players syndrome 

When a guy is on the verge of going out with a a girl, but he has one or several other girls he plans to hook up with first and doesn't want tp ruin his chances by making one girl his girlfriend.
A: "Man Kelly's really pushing me to ask her out, but I want to hook up with Heather and Ashley first"

B: Sounds like you got a bad case of the players syndrome.
players syndrome by C_Dizzle October 19, 2006

Played the Kizzack 

"I Got A Story To Tell"-notorious B.I.G
I'm the nigga, you know how we do it
nigga, ransom note style put the scarf around my motherfuckin face,
gagged that bitch up, played the kizzack
Played the Kizzack by Dick 33 January 31, 2009