e-pimp

Someone attempting to woo another forum member via spitting game. Typically the game is very weak.

Yo, brucie, this hottie joined the forum today and I totally e-pimped her. She was all into my smilies and shit.

by Sumppump May 20, 2008

pimp slap

The process of sprinkling some baby powder on your hand, and then hitting your ho in da face with an open palm. This would leave an obvious imprint.

*Sprinkles baby powder on his hand and pimp slaps the reader!* Fucker. You've just been made my bitch.

by Yeryon August 18, 2003

pimp

a pimp is someone who pays whores to have sex with him

mike (the pimp) picked up angie and michelle (the prostitutes) then mike drove them to his house for sex.

by dude1q August 07, 2009

Pimp Stick

The Wing Wong of a Straight up Player. Used to beat the pussy of hoes into submission...

" She just need some of this Pimp Stick"

by J Love December 21, 2003

pimp-status

super-cool, sweet, awesome

Did you see the new iPod touch? It's totally pimp-status!

by bekki_the_pimp June 26, 2008

maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

media pimp

One who shares an almost obscene amount of music, movies, etc. with one's friends.

"Drew is a media pimp. All he does is try to get people to listen to music, watch movies, and buy heroin."

"Man, the second that girl finds a new band she likes, she tries to get everyone to listen to them. It's as if she's whoring the music out. What a media pimp."

by Rachel E! July 20, 2007