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money pie

(n) a prostitute's vagina
How much for a slice of money pie?
by Slavedrummer September 20, 2012
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Pear Pie

When a guy ejaculates on someone's face and someone with a STD rubs their green discharge on the same person's face
Winnie: Hey, Honey you want a Pear Pie.
Crack Ho: Fo Sho but first will you gimme some o dat crack.
Winnie: Fo sho honey lemme just call one of my buddies.
by wryuoadgjl76588 February 22, 2011
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Mince Pie

Very similar to the shocker where two of your fingers enter the vagina of the woman and your pinky enters the anus.
However, once you have pulled out your fingers from both holes and see that your pinky is now covered in faeces you flip your hand 180 degrees anti clockwise and insert your fingers again this time the faeces covered pinky will enter the vagina.
Ellis: bro, I totally gave her the mince pie last night! She wasn’t happy though
Kieran: you’re one dirty fuck you like
by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020
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Pot-pie

I'm bummed, I think I'll have a pot-pie.
by Fluff the Magic Chicken December 24, 2003
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Terracotta Pie

A mixture of human excrement and semen which oozes from the anal sphincter due to its colloidal consistency. Terracotta pies can be performed on wither males or females and are especially pleasant when the liquid bubbles from the anal crevice.
Dude, i just gave this bitch a terracotta pie and she bubbled out some brown goo which i then snowballed back into her mouth!
by Da Buddha July 2, 2007
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Chocolate pie

I can't wait to get in that chocolate pie.
by Dep blue 2012 May 21, 2010
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pumpkin pie

During sex, when you pull out and jizz all over your girlfriend's bare midsection. The contrast of skin and white gives her stomach a distinctive look.
My girlfriend is so hot. Last night I gave her a massive pumpkin pie.
by tmck1352 December 13, 2006
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