boat mascot thingies

The things that goes on the front of a boat.

Hey, did you see that mermaid?
Where?
On that boat. It's one of those boat mascot thingies.

by Classic Joe October 3, 2019

gun boats

Big titties.

Did you see the size of her gun boats, bro?
Yes! They are exquisite!

by Layin_pipe June 19, 2021

Gravy Boat

Having sex with a woman in the cowgirl position while she has her period so the period blood all drips out and collects onto the man beneath her.

Tim was gravy boated and didn’t even know it until he felt something dripping down his hip and turned the lights on.

by Mighty wind February 10, 2024

Missouri Boat Ride

To be left without a paddle and subject to the current of the river.

"...enjoy the Missouri Boat Ride!". And with that, the cowboy shot the tether from a distance, and everyone on the raft panicked because they had no paddles.

by il miglior fabbro December 7, 2025

boat

hoe or person i’m playing

example :

cam : ivory wanna be my favorite boat

ivory : im nobodies boat tf

by toolavish May 12, 2021

Boat Nazis

In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.

Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.

'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'

Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!

'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'

by Cpt. Steve August 20, 2012

Boat Room

A room in a rich persons house used primarily for eating ass.

Nance and I had a great time in the Boat Room this weekend.

Let’s retire to the Boat Room after showering.

by Boat Room Bill May 24, 2021