gas beers

when you stick a beer bottle up your ass and fart and it makes bubbles

Carl is going to gas beers with me and Freddie

by danny kilt May 17, 2020

Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.

A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.

by JWSTigre April 18, 2010

under-beered

The state of not having enough beer in the house.

Bob: "I thought we had enough beer in the house to last the whole winter!?"

Fred "No mate, you've seriously under-beered, it's only November and we're down to the stubbies."

by fred&bob July 6, 2012

beer jail

The name given to a location you are banished to when you attend a music festival and purchase a beer from a vendor that is not officially affiliated with the music festival.

Sucks for Troy, he’s over there in beer jail

by thegetaway November 27, 2019

Beer Treaty

Almost the same as a Beer Truce, but in this case you give up drinking for an undetermined amount of time. No matter how much alcohol is left, you are either too drunk or too smart to take another drink.

Dude, I call a beer treaty. I'm almost too fucked up to drive.

Let's call a beer treaty 'cause Frank just passed out in the driveway.

If we don't call a beer treaty I'm afraid I might fuck that fat chick.

by b. real October 28, 2010

beer plugs

In the same vein as beer goggles, referring to drinking so much alcohol that horrible, annoying sounds become more tolerable.

Dude, this band really sucks. PLEASE order another round of beer plugs!

by AZschmeh February 27, 2010

Beer pressure

When your friends get you to do something that you normally wouldn't do if you were sober.

I gave into the beer pressure and ran naked through the streets.

by Rrick Miles June 5, 2018