oliver

oliver dumingham

oliver dumingham is dumb

by oliver dumingham November 4, 2020

oliver

Very sexy daddy that is also extremly short and underweight. he barely likes to eat anything except cock and sandwitches

ohh yes daddy oliver

by ihaten September 11, 2023

Oliver Starfish

When a short king gets all the way into a vagina and gets into starfish position ( all four arms and legs extended) and satisfies all aspects of the vaginal walls.

After running a train, the last short king dropped an Oliver Starfish and blew us out of the water

by GONMAD May 13, 2025

Oliver

16 inch wood

Oliver has a 16 inch wood

by Anonymous277394956226 June 20, 2022

Oliver

the most kind hearted funny smart brilliant gorgeous person im so grateful to have in my life i couldn’t imagine anyone else but him!meeting oliver can be unexpected yet it’s the best accident one will ever make. he’s intelligent and capable of cool things. he’s caring and patient and really really cute.

“oliver is an oliver”

by ratty rat May 13, 2024

Oliver

A boy whose very rude and mean

Oliver you suck

by Stinky boo June 17, 2022

john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024