cool your beans

calm down.....jam....

(someone shouts or is angry)oi....oi....cool your beans m8, cool your beans

by Bensoninho June 18, 2008

cool off you

You're done with a persons mess, and you want to take a break.

Lianna: I cheated on you.

Brian: I'm about to be cool off you for real.

by irfxxd November 17, 2022

cool your tits

a phrase used to tell someone to calm down or step off.

"Oh my god, you ass, you spilled your soda all over my lab report! i worked all night on that!"

"cool your tits, you can print another one!"

by ieatpoopallday May 8, 2008

cool guy alert

abrv: CGA

variation on 'cool story bro'. used to demean somebody bragging/showing off about something irrelevant and/or uninteresting.

keith: so i just came up with this ballin' ass marketing strategy for my website, shitheads won't know what hit them when they click on this new hyperlink i just created by myself on my new imac; it'll automatically direct them to the company's twitter, myspace and tumblr and put their email/phone number/house address in permanent log that only our company can access.

dwayne: wow, cool guy alert.

by Dennis Ringle July 8, 2011

Cool Bug facts

You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool. Absolute fucking bafoon, you bumbling idiot. Fuck you.

Man 1: Hey, wanna hear some cool bug facts?
Man 2: Uh ok?

by Gas_Mask69 February 17, 2021

Cool Story, Bro

A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.

Me: Yeah, so I was at the mall eating some corn dog when this guy walks by.

You: Cool story, bro

by Punchrocket Piers July 15, 2009

too cool for school

A state in which a person thinks him or herself superior to everyone else in a given group or in general. Generally used sarcastically.

Ben Stiller: "You may think you're too cool for school. But I got a news flash for you...you AREN'T."
(Zoolander)

by Nick D November 3, 2003