by Bensoninho June 18, 2008
by irfxxd November 18, 2022
"Oh my god, you ass, you spilled your soda all over my lab report! i worked all night on that!"
"cool your tits, you can print another one!"
"cool your tits, you can print another one!"
by ieatpoopallday January 31, 2008
abrv: CGA
variation on 'cool story bro'. used to demean somebody bragging/showing off about something irrelevant and/or uninteresting.
variation on 'cool story bro'. used to demean somebody bragging/showing off about something irrelevant and/or uninteresting.
keith: so i just came up with this ballin' ass marketing strategy for my website, shitheads won't know what hit them when they click on this new hyperlink i just created by myself on my new imac; it'll automatically direct them to the company's twitter, myspace and tumblr and put their email/phone number/house address in permanent log that only our company can access.
dwayne: wow, cool guy alert.
dwayne: wow, cool guy alert.
by Dennis Ringle July 08, 2011
by Gas_Mask69 February 18, 2021
A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
by Punchrocket Piers July 16, 2009
A state in which a person thinks him or herself superior to everyone else in a given group or in general. Generally used sarcastically.
Ben Stiller: "You may think you're too cool for school. But I got a news flash for you...you AREN'T."
(Zoolander)
(Zoolander)
by Nick D November 03, 2003