Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler

"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes

by Expertbacon February 3, 2024

Jokes

Jokes funny things we use in life like why did the chicken cross the road to get to the farm! HAHA!!

Jokes are fun and relatable

by Your normal self as who November 7, 2021

joke

"joke" also referred to as you.

"Bob is a joke!"

by not_tiffany January 15, 2022

joke

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

"wanna hear a joke?"
"sure"
"pldt"
"haha"

by Da_Aaa April 28, 2022

"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

a joke

something that people can't get for some reason.

timmy: was that a joke?
tom: you've got to be kidding me

by WintiBear May 15, 2022

Joke

An Excuse people use when they did something wrong to get out of a Lecture.

Person 1: Person 2 hit me
Person 2: It was only a Joke. Why do you have to take everything so seriously.

by A fucking mess January 4, 2019