1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013
Get the Jeweler Jerkmug. (1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.
Person 1:
Did you know it's June already?
Person 2:
When did you find out?
Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.
Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
Person 1:
Did you know it's June already?
Person 2:
When did you find out?
Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.
Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023
Get the Corporate Circle Jerkmug. 
by Ghrim Vortex November 28, 2016
Get the olympic jerkmug. A content creator who is hot as fuck but limits their content to solo performances, or very rare collabs. A huge waste of potential and fantasy, because they only like what they see on the screen or mirror. A Borrick. Adds to social content but in a limited way that seems overly limited to their potential.
Derrick’s a Disney jerk off. He’s hot af, but only wants to beat it to himself.
She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.
He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.
She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.
He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.
by Havesomefun September 27, 2025
Get the Disney jerk offmug. Money is tight, so after careful consideration, I’ve chosen to dig a Jerk Hole to prepare for my upcoming Weightlifting meet.
by Chocolatechipwaffles September 2, 2023
Get the Jerk Holemug. by darknasty May 26, 2017
Get the co-jerkmug.