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man noodle

guess, its really not that hard to figure out... penis, there I said it
I have a man noodle
by gunny234 April 6, 2010
mugGet the man noodlemug.

Noodling

The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.
"Yeah dude me and my friends got super high and went noodling last night, made it onto local news."
by AubreyJams October 19, 2017
mugGet the Noodlingmug.

Ramen noodle

A narcissist slash arrogant plant that produces cocaine through photosynthesis
Yeah, that ramen noodle feeds off of toadstools
by White Girls at Starbucks February 14, 2017
mugGet the Ramen noodlemug.

Noodle

He has a noodle penis
by Happymudafucka September 21, 2020
mugGet the Noodlemug.

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.
"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".
by redmedicine August 23, 2015
mugGet the distraction noodlemug.

Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.
Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.
by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020
mugGet the Noodlemug.

Noodle Girl

"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.
Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.
by KPillionaireProduction.com April 12, 2015
mugGet the Noodle Girlmug.

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