sea monster

fecal matter boyant enough to sneak up on you when you take a poo in water. Also good for throwing at persons.

That sea monster came out of no where!

by Rollom August 5, 2005

feed the monster

when a person is performing well in basketball you keep dishing that person the rock

Our gameplan is to feed the monster, Shaq is the monster

by G-strang June 29, 2011

Cookie Monster

This word is used as a description of the Greek Warrior/Thug who likes to hallucinate about cookie monsters. This Greek thug also likes to go to international bazaars and haggle with asains to get cheap ass stuff.

Sarris is a cookie monster

by cookiemonstar April 21, 2006

wookie monster

a person that is that a usually ugly, fat, sloppy, or looks bad.

Man1: That big bitch looks like cookie monster.
Man2: Fuck that. She a wookie monster.

by Bottom boots sister March 7, 2005

carpet monster

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Cock monster

1. Another form of a cock block where the person cock blocking not only prevents you from getting some, but also has sex with the person you were trying to score.

Wanna go out?

No, Id rather go back to my place and have sex with your cock monster friend.

by zeppelinfreak51 July 4, 2008

monster shat

when you take one of those shits that are so big it's as though they have came from a monster.

person 1: I took a monster shat today!
person 2: wtf dude?

by Anonymous blonde guy July 4, 2007