MATH

math ill sue you and me and lulu is goana get this apartment. If not ill make sure ur gonna b forgotten yo sick ass mfka js make math easy! @! @ !# @# ! @! #! #@

Math is dead.

by Hotrod1234_LulusLOVELIFE December 12, 2021

emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math

"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."

by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014

Math

mental abuse to humans

charlie: call the police
amelia: why?
charlie: math is mentally abusive

by somegirlonhere October 20, 2020

Math

Math = Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans

Person1: What is math?
Person2: Math stands for Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans!

by T. Cassius October 9, 2018

Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.

Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.

The IRS lost over 1 trillion dollars out of some bunk ass storm math.

by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024

Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018