Maple Leaf Patch

Having sexual intercourse with a Canadian for the first time

Yo bro I’m going to get my maple leaf patch this weekend

by Mojo02345628 November 25, 2025

Mappinq

The name of a popular “mapper” on TikTok who received a permanent ban when mappinq said “I’m going to molest you.” to someone who repeatedly kept adding “Skibidi Toilet Minion” to a shared playlist that of course, mappinq was in.

“I really miss mappers on TikTok man…” Me too, especially mappinq.

by KaiFentat November 27, 2025

face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.

"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."

by rankled up July 21, 2009

bamboo maple

what you tell the cops you thought you were growing

sorry officer, i swear the packet said bamboo maple, i had no idea!

by anon3143 January 2, 2010

Slappy Mappy

1 - mentally slow

2- Consuming so much alcohol (and / or) drugs that your IQ drops at least 60 points.

Dude - Did you hear that kid? What the fuck was he talking about?

Chick - OMG, I have no idea. His breath smells like dogshit though. Is he fucking retarded or what?

Dude - Nah, he's just slappy mappy.

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

Baby mapping

1.) When an individual has had a rough childhood and as an adult catches up by doing thing that others knew as the "norm" growing up.

Ex...
1: "why are there glow in the dark stars in Jacobs ceiling, hes 18?"
2 : "Jacob had a really rough childhood and was forced to take on a lot if responsibility at a young age. The stars are there because he's always wanted them."
1: " oh so hes baby mapping!"
2: " correct!"

by @puta_saurus June 15, 2016

Toronto Maple leaf

The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.

I met a canadian girl at the bar, she taught me what a Toronto maple leaf was, man I love canada.

by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016