Laura May

Laura May is a smart kind girl who is sporty and always wants to be right.Even though she is cheeky she can be quiet at times and loud at others.She is not afraid to share her opinions

You should be more of a Laura May and spit it out

by Likestoryskind June 5, 2020

May 24

if you’re born on this day, that means ur a LEGEND and everyone knows who you are. you are attractive and funny and your a straight up god.

you: i’m born on may 24
boy: omg! no way ur like a legend!

by lucyxxxxxx May 3, 2022

May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

The Billy Mays

When you are having sex and the man is ready to cum. He pulls out, cums a little then grips his penis to stop and then shouts"ohh wait there's more!!" And finishes cumming.

"Bro check it I was with this girl last night...gave her the billy mays..ohh bro she never saw that coming!"

by K. Skellington November 21, 2020

May 17th

International f*ck u day !

It’s okay to be a hater on this day

if this day was a song it would b I hate you by sza
God I hate the 17th

Exemple: it’s may 17th, I hate you !

by Swag money 69 May 8, 2022

Mai Khanh

A woman that is very special the more you get to know her.

She stands out among the rest.

Mai Khanh seemed boring at first but the more I got to know her, the more attracted to her I became.

by theodorius August 10, 2020

may 29th

national punch jack and zack day

hey did you know may 29th is national punch jack or zack day?

by lolsus12345 May 26, 2021