The Suicide Machines

Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.

1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me

by subway572572 December 04, 2023

Pulling a machine

Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat

Hey Bark I’m hungry.

Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything

Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE

by MrBoar July 26, 2023

Machine Gun

A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.

Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?

by Peg Your Dad for Christ March 24, 2022

Machine gun

a dildo strapped to a industrial mixer.

yo i was at this chicks house and she showed me her machine gun

by Zach16 October 26, 2017

Machine Gun

When an individual calls dibs on being the driver.

I got a machine gun!

by stagecoaches are lame January 20, 2023

machine gun

When someone calls the front right seat of a car, they shout out shotgun! But this one is for machine gun seat out on the back of the pickup truck. Ya know ww2, willys jeep.

Shotgun!

Fine! Machine gun! keep your lousy shotgun seat! Bad ass number one in the backseat! Weehaa!

by One cable guy March 29, 2017

Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.

Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.

by Rimzi May 28, 2024