How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

Luke

This guy acts like such a female and he’s always horny. He has his period like every 3 days. He is off the charts emotional that you’re scared to be around him. When he is horny, you can’t tell if he wants pussy, or if he wants to kill someone.

“Hey, do you know Luke?”
“Yeah, he’s the ultimate feminine horn dog. He’s horny all the time and he acts like such a female you’d think he’s gay.”

by FebreezeBoi August 4, 2020

Luke

Strong and handsome guy, but is only 5,8 which results in him only pursuing women who are grade a bitches.

He’s a nice guy but a real Luke.

by Coomer916 November 24, 2021

Luke

A cheesy mf who wheres his pajamas to school and has a haircut that makes people think Johnny Test copied him

Shut up Luke

by Bobairo March 20, 2023

Raquel luke

The best mom to be she will have a baby boy soon and he will be health 💙 her family loves her and is so awesome

Timmy:wow she's a great mom must be a raquel luke

by Summeranonymous12 August 21, 2022

Slippery Luke

When someone titty fucks another persons butt cheeks with or without lubricants.

I took someone home last night and they wanted me to do a Slippery Luke to them.

by Coyote Guapo October 22, 2025

Luke Alvez

Fictional character from the TV show Criminal Minds. Hot

Luke Alvez is hot

by lol444444 February 10, 2021