head lick

When you dip your dick in a liquid then drag your dick across the face of a sleeping victim. This simulates a tongue licking your face. This can also be when you beat someone up using your dick and giving them a lickin'.

Victim: "i had a weird dream were a dog was licking my face"
prankster: "nah, i gave you a head lick"

by eatsleepnut August 14, 2017

lick the nipple

Taking an example to an extreme. Milking it.

Let's lick the nipple and figure out the worst possible situation.

by SatoriPlus August 28, 2017

Licking Nickels

Giggling while orgasiming.

Steve stormed out last night, I mean, I don’t really blame him, I thought about his epic failure trying to find my clit, but eventually he did and I was licking nickels something fierce. Oops.

by Philly B9 December 25, 2018

Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Lick the flame

The act of smoking the crack pipe

Man I seen Tyrone Lick the flame yesterday at Pookies House

by the Crack Connoisseur June 19, 2018

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

Ass lick

A criminal offence that involves a person licking someone's asshole.

He was charged with ass lick.

by Lambooo August 2, 2018