"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"
by The_Dood May 14, 2012
When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 07, 2023
In the Nordic highlands, it was widely though to be rude when prince's of lords would pick their teeth with their fingers in a jerking motion, while speaking ill of their house.
This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's
This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's
by Laythem June 09, 2012
by Doritoman44 May 29, 2024
It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020
"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."
"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
by StevethePeeve April 20, 2021
When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
by zehsgzdhe63727 August 28, 2023