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Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.
Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018
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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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Jelly fish

When a song is your favorite song. It's your "jam"
Wow this song is my jelly fish.
by Great catch August 18, 2014
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Jelly Donut

When you cream in your side hoes pussy while she screams to be filled with your semen
I just gave my girl a jelly donut
by dmcvean23 January 2, 2021
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Jelly Gash

After dinner the other nite, My Gal said it is that time of the month.
But you can still do me in my Jelly Gash
After dinner last night. My gal said it is that time of the month, My area is a total Jelly Gash.
by Thenry June 19, 2023
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Jelly

by Jhdhdhdhd November 6, 2019
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Jelly Roll

The act of catching a hot, long turd when it slides out of your booty hole, wrapping it in toilet paper, and carrying it around with you as a snack.
He came out of the bathroom having jelly rolled his lunch from six hours before. Seconds never tasted so sweet.
by charleyunderboss August 6, 2022
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