Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity

- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me

by WillieDog February 17, 2025

DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”

My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday…. I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.

by Lingtora August 13, 2024

schrodingers jerk session

def

When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024

Jerking A Jimmy

jerking a jimmy is similar to pulling ones leg

Ben: I just got done Jerking a Jimmy

by jimmyjerker July 19, 2020

circle jerk

It is the act in which more than one person engages in jacking each other off as a form to relieve their sick fetishes.

"Yesterday, Ronnie and I engaged in a circle jerk."

by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025

Shadow Jerking

Shadow jerking refers to the act of individuals (usually male) who masturbates while watching someone (usually female) on camera during a live stream on a social media platform (e.g., Discord), without revealing themselves on camera.

I'm telling you, she had no idea some viewers were shadow jerking during her late-night Discord stream.

by Mechmonkey64bit April 4, 2025

Jerk a jiz

Masturbating to the point of ejaculating

I am so horny I bet I could jerk a jiz in 10 seconds.

by Ndnzfan January 25, 2018