j man

the act of fucking your friends ex girlfriends as a guise to cover your obvious homosexual tendencies.

j man : hey noah, i just fucked jakes ex girlfriend, wanna seran my gay face and hot carl me , or just cornhole my gay ass really hard!!!!!?

by noah von wiener taker January 03, 2008

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J-hole

A polite way of calling someone a jackass and an asshole at the same time.

That man just cut me off. What a J-hole!

by Miss Milkshake July 15, 2005

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j-hook

A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".

Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.

by 1hank1 March 16, 2007

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J-bag

A word commonly used to define one who is constantly trying to scam free shit off of others even though they clearly have more money then them.

Ned pulled another j-bag manuever today; he went down to the cafeteria to get a coffee, but when he went to the register to pay he told the lady it was water.

Ned hobbled his dirty j-bag ass over to Patty's desk to see if he could score some more free shit from her and her co-workers.

by Gary Madison December 10, 2006

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Poppa-J

Refers to a person who was around at the time of the Great Flood. One who's sexual functions has shut down, so that he must stick his dick in a fridge just to get it hard. See also: fag, homo, old shit, DIE IN A FIRE.

"Holy shit! I feel so Poppa-J today. I want to just dress up in spandex and watch Richard Simmons."

by Baby_Huey May 05, 2005

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