to card

to check someone's ID in order to make sure they are old enough to drink alcohol.

He keeps on carding me even though he knows I'm over 21.

We have to card everyone before serving them beer other wise we get fired.

by LilyChris09 May 30, 2017

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when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.

by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: AjoResolutioniHindustanaTiemieru 《Tarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

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Shuffle her cards

To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.

Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!

Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!

Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!

by Fibergirl69 March 07, 2019

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