Activate my trap card

A quick way or the easy way out of an situation

Teacher: Can you answer this question tom
You : Sleeping*
Teacher: Wake up!!
You: Idk I choose to Activate my trap card

Your friend: *RISES FROM CHAIR*
He's been up all night studying

by The Mmmm effect July 25, 2014

dude card

A play one makes when "checking", dissing, rebutting or putting down another--either their idea, behavior or character--using the opening line, "Dude!..."

Ex. 1:

Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.

Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!

Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!

Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!

Ex. 2:

Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!

Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!

Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!

by Tee$ December 15, 2011

Job card

A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.

Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.

No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.

by VirtualWaffle November 18, 2010

to card

to check someone's ID in order to make sure they are old enough to drink alcohol.

He keeps on carding me even though he knows I'm over 21.

We have to card everyone before serving them beer other wise we get fired.

by LilyChris09 May 30, 2017

CREDIT CARD

The word Credit card is a card you use it to buy ROBUX on ROBLOX u should steal your moms credit card and by ROBUX :)

mom gimme your CREDIT CARD ill buy ROBUX because thats what a credit card is for :D

by CREDIT CARD July 9, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

gojo card

a card that allows you to legally simp and have Gojo Satoru

“nahh thats too much Gojo for u, i banned your gojo card for a week, you get the rip off Gojo.”
“my gojo card got taken😭”

by aeseara January 28, 2024