Joke

You

“What’s the joke?” - Bill
“You, you cancerous little SHI..” - Bill’s Mom

by ifailedlife May 19, 2022

sick joke

Jimmy Mcgill getting to be a lawyer

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024

Joke

Something that is humorous, something to be laughed at.

“Man Ethan’s life is such a joke haha.”

by Dan Ethan September 12, 2019

Corny jokes

Normally Caiden’s make these up

Caiden’s normally use it like corny jokes

by Hsushebsy September 26, 2019

Crusty Joke

A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.

"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."

"Man that joke was crusty."

A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."

by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017

Inside joke

And inside joke is something that Urban Dictionary doesn't allow in their definitions.

Urban dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
Me: "Ok."

by Potatoes and Milk October 16, 2023

Joke

Someone who has the vision.they are not BASICnot basiclegendfyee

You’re the joke.

by ASAP inc May 24, 2019