conspiracy of idiots

\kənˈspɪrəsi ɒv ˈɪdɪəts\ (noun) A group of idiots, loosely gathered, characterized by lack of self-awareness and an intellectual inability to empathize.
What we have here is a conspiracy of idiots.
by phurbutt January 08, 2022
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laser idiot

A person who shines a laser at a vehicle like a car or plane.
Bro, that guy is such a laser idiot, he’s shining that laser at that plane.
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Idiot Proof

adj. - A task made so simple any idiot should be able to complete sucessfully.
v. - To remove any thought or doubt from a task so that any idiot can complete the task sucessfully.
n. - The evidence that a person is an idiot for relying on an idiot to perform a task that needs to be "idiot proof."
We need to measure and mark everything for the subcontractor I'll be paying money to build this tomorrow. Make it idiot proof for them.
by Miss Management September 15, 2022
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idiotically intelligent

Idiotically intelligent means that in dumb situations like setting a can of soup on fire with pepper spray you know what to do and you're smart in that situation.

We can also mean two smart to be done but too dumb to be smart
Do you know how that squirrel jumped through Emma's window and snatched her pizza she was so idiotically intelligent by smacking the squirrel with a book

becky's idiotically intelligent
by beanyweeni September 13, 2022
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stupid dumb idiot dumb

me
me: what am i?
my brain: stupid dumb idiot dumb
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Idiot

YOU
Friend1: I'm an idiot
Friend2: Hmm
by December 29, 2020
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