Columbus guy

the sexiest guys alive especially if they play football & they probably drive audis or bmws or benz. & they are extremly datable by any girl except the dumb lourdes & carollton bitches who are way too prude for them.

2 girls see a columbus guy walk by

Girl 1: damnn id hit that soooo harddd
girl 2: ugh he is soo sexyyy

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk December 24, 2007

cbhs guy

Total fagget, usually homosexual. Hardass with a truck. Usually poor. Try to steal mus guys bitches.

Cbhs guys aint shiit biiaaatcch

by winkleman March 16, 2004

Family Guy

A show that was once a fashion statement to be obsessed with, and now is a fashion statement to hate, because a few kewl kids thought they would break away from the pack and hate on it.

*2008*

Guy: Dude I love Family Guy, COOL HWIP LOLOLOL

*2009*

Same guy: FAMILY GUY SUCKS DICK, THAT COOL WHIP JOKE WAS COMPLETELY UNFUNNY AND ANYBODY WHO WATCHES THAT SHOW IS A COCK SMOKING FAGGOT.

by EverybodyLeaveIHaveToPoop August 23, 2009

tj guy

a guy who is from tijuana who lives there

that tj guy set me up with those 2 broads

by humbertos July 22, 2006

guy-jacking

the act of a friend moving in on a guy in which you have interest.

Sara: "Lily, weren't you just talking to Chris a few minutes ago?"

Lily: "Yeah, why?"

Sara: "Well, Gina is over there with him now. I bet she's guy-jacking you!"

by LilyBelle September 15, 2007

hat guy

a reoccurring character in the web comic xkcd. a self described classhole with an outstanding arrest record. always seen in a black top hat.

person 1: i poked holes in your ramen noodles and condoms.

person 2: Dude, stop fucking pretending to be hat guy!!! You are not a fucking Stick Figure.

by IIAOPSW March 14, 2009

Alpaca Guy

A badass motherfucker that isn't afraid to rid the world of autism, one Down syndrome infected baby at a time. An Alpaca Guy will fight battles and kill without regret. In other words, an Alpaca Guy is a badass motherfuckin sociopath.

Did you see the way Anthony killed that autistic bastard? He was such an Alpaca Guy!

by Alpaca_Guy July 3, 2014