Google Tail

Like a pink sock but uncured and overused, that multiple people use at once.

-Dude my friend brandon has a pink sock

-yeah well my friend Tyler has a google tail

-Holy Shit!!!

by superduper69whore October 27, 2010

Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.

type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL

by grij October 4, 2010

Google

The browser you used to search this up.

I used google to search this.

by urmumgay.exe November 5, 2018

Google

That one website that actually is fun offline.

#T-Rex Run

'Google is fun'a

by handfit April 1, 2020

google-eyed

When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”

“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”

by BrigittaSuzannaLouisa June 4, 2022

google

all knowing bieng

bros smarter than google

by gfrghhbeghtr October 11, 2022

Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander June 4, 2012