Ethan is the most adorable, awesome and handsome boy ever And I love him very much. And he is my boyfriend not yours and he is much prettier than your girlfriend.
Ethan is the type of guy to be blasian, like pidgeons sexually, and talks to little boys he also is starting a prolific rap career as UncWedlock and has been seen going "Unc mode"
Ethan is a genuinely nice friend and anyone would be lucky to of met him. His smile brings more smiles to the table after a long day of stress, his personality is of just pure honesty and kindness (although if something is pissing him off then he'll defend himself lol). If you meet this Ethan, he will guarantee at least give you some sort of happiness in life.
What you call a certain type of friend, even and especially if their name isn't Ethan. That really epic super close friend who seems to always have your back, and always have the perfect advice. They are secretly pulling the strings, orchestrating the perfect solution to whatever problem you're dealing with. Will always listen to what you have to say, and will always brighten the situation with a great joke. Everyone needs an Ethan.