post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".

Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling

7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"

by dtanger22 August 7, 2010

Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.

I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

Train Doored

To be caught or stuck in between closing train doors

I was Train Doored in the LRT Baclaran station

by EDSA2 June 9, 2022

lovers door

A synonym for vagina

I slammed my dick right into her lovers door!

by englando February 13, 2018

Slang them doors

When in an attempt to have a good time but keeping your occupation in mind

Rep 1 “Hey man wanna slang them doors”

Rep 2 “If by slang them doors you mean pop a hims with the boys and go hit bucks I’m down”

Rep 1 and 2 (in unison) “yesssir”

by Prxoject September 19, 2021

Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.

I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow

by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020