Alabama Crag Dangler

The act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth.

During foreplay i gave her the alabama crag dangler

by MadMortagen October 29, 2008

Missouri crab dangle

A sexual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman "dangles" over him with her mouth facing his butt. Both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to participate in a rare behavior called "stroking off".

I met this guy names Joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was Missouri crab dangle.

by Crab Man Joe MO December 21, 2008

hum dinger

when a bitch hums yo nuts

by Sticky April 4, 2003

DINGLEBERRY

A driver who follows others too closely and does not make an effort to pass.

Look at that dingleberry, he's been on my ass for the past 30 miles.

by Steve Jose February 28, 2008

dangle dance

An impromptu dance performed by a gentleman with no pants on.

Mike dropped trou and did a dangle dance in front of the beauty salon.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Alabama Crab Dangle

A sexual position in which the male is standing with feet wide apart while holding the female by the legs, one in front, one in back, as she is hanging upside down she does a lot of gyration in order to obtain sexual pleasure.

That freaky gymnast that i banged is crazy, we even did the Alabama Crab Dangle.

by steev-0 July 30, 2009

california crab dangler

The art of squatting over your partner, placing your balls in their mouth a`la teabagging and the proceeding to shit on their neck.

Last night Carla and I got wild and I wound up giving her the california crab dangler.

by D_Bag November 24, 2007