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Depressiveness

Don’t bring your depressiveness into this!
by Dåñgø October 22, 2017
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Depression eyes

People who get really bad depression normally have something called depressed eyes. It basically is dull eyes that look dead.
Cherry: yo samantha have you seen Gia? She’s got depression eyes.
Samantha: oh no is she okay? Has anyone checked up on her?
by Usernotonline December 11, 2024
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Depression

A mental health issue that no one understands?
Boomer: "How can Ryan be depressed? He is so privileged and has a range rover, he thinks he has had it so hard when there are people starving in Africa?"

Intelligent person: "I don't find your whataboutery compelling, you do realise that while depression may be caused by traumatic events, that isn't always the case. Depression is disorder caused by insufficient serotonin production which is the "happy hormone" in the brain. Please do your research before spouting utter nonesense please and thank you"
by UltimateDoge March 8, 2021
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Election season depression

Seasonal depression 😪 that occurs between election day and inauguration day among party loyalists in the United States, especially when your candidate loses
Election season depression is started in 2016 and has reached epic proportions in 2024.
by Sexydimma November 7, 2024
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depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.
I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help
by Yo8484 March 17, 2017
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Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up
Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.
by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021
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postreadum depression

The sinking feeling of silent crisis received when finished with a really good book, story, or possibly a story-oriented video game. Symptoms include:

1.) Revaling in the enjoyment gained, followed by blank staring and feelings of emptiness
2.) The extreme urge to simply lie on the floor face-down and do nothing with your now pointless self
3.) Consistent pondering on what the heck you're supposed to do now.
4.) Lacking the want to start another project without maximum hype because nothing could replace the joy you were immersed in.

Most cases can be solved through quiet pondering and forcing yourself to find another outlet

In extreme cases, talk through it with a pal: Discuss the ups and downs, how it affected you, ultimately helping yourself move on. There's other things that will come into your life and give you that sense of wonder!
1: What are you doing?
2: Wallowing in self-pity. I finished that book and now I am nothing.
1: Dude, I went through postreadum depression too, after I finished Portal 2. Don't worry, it'll get better
by the_laziest_bone January 25, 2017
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