A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
by bucketkilla November 8, 2008

The main character of the popular anime series Kotura Kansumara, who is above all thing a bad ass. He typically wears around his main weapon of choice, a big beef brisket sandwich, and smacks those bitches around
by therealrickross December 9, 2012

Dan lianker is a ready kid who is sure about his sexuality, he gets terroed on the daily. Him and his brother have a “closeted” relationship with one and other. Dans awful at every game at be plays. And has got no mates.
by expir March 5, 2022

when ur friend dan enjoys to be inebriated (lubed up if you will), and is so constantly lubed up that he earns the nickname lube dan
by lubedansbiggestfan August 8, 2021

a fly ass hunny with a tight, delicious, prime vagina. Soo good that it makes you do domb shit to get to taste it.
by abe dizzo October 17, 2007

When u bite of a ear and cum in there ear and use it as a shot glass and whilst she snaps your boner in half
by SEXYBEASTSSSSSS1536 July 29, 2022

by DanTheMan #2 January 30, 2017
