cum donkey
a girl who after performing oral sex carries the cum in her mouth to the nearest sink to spit it out, hence the donkey refrence.
cum donkey by ufodog624 July 29, 2008
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Special Needs Donkey
A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.
Can be shortened to "SND".
Can be shortened to "SND".
"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"
"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."
"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."
Special Needs Donkey by mizzbigglesworth May 5, 2010
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gravel-donkey
A really ugly girl, one that has the face of a rottweiler chewing a wasp. Sometimes judged by actions as well as looks. See swampdonkey.
gravel-donkey by nerk0 November 30, 2004
Rubber Donkey
Childs or immature adults game thought to have originated in Texas.
The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".This game can provide you with humorous stories for life. Enter with care.
Rules -
1. To play - each player must pinky shake with one another to be in "Rubber Donkey". One cannot strike another that he/she has not pinky shaked with.
2. The game is played 24 hours a day, seven days a week for life. To get out of the game a player must pinky shake again with all players he or she has entered the game with.
3.The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".
4. Strikes are with the fist to the torso area (no groin shots). An offender may be struck by one or multiple players, multiple times until the phrase "Rubber Donkey" is uttered by the offender. Stealth attacks are encouraged.
5. Other rules may be agreed upon by individual players and are between those players only. Strikes are with the fist unless agreed upon otherwise. (Dog Brothers may develop some interesting rules.)
The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".This game can provide you with humorous stories for life. Enter with care.
Rules -
1. To play - each player must pinky shake with one another to be in "Rubber Donkey". One cannot strike another that he/she has not pinky shaked with.
2. The game is played 24 hours a day, seven days a week for life. To get out of the game a player must pinky shake again with all players he or she has entered the game with.
3.The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".
4. Strikes are with the fist to the torso area (no groin shots). An offender may be struck by one or multiple players, multiple times until the phrase "Rubber Donkey" is uttered by the offender. Stealth attacks are encouraged.
5. Other rules may be agreed upon by individual players and are between those players only. Strikes are with the fist unless agreed upon otherwise. (Dog Brothers may develop some interesting rules.)
Rubber Donkey by BJJ December 15, 2008
spanish donkey
A form of execution and torture, the naked victim is placed on a wooden v-shaped saddle and cannon balls are shackled to his feet, gradualy tearing him in half.
spanish donkey by NuMbAh 23 sOoPaHmAn April 25, 2006
Whacking the Donkey
Apparently what the guy from "Overboard" did when Goldie Hawn was gone from him thinking she was someone else's mother and wife. Yeah, we don't get it either.
As Goldie Hawn tries to leave her mean husband--
Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!
Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!
Whacking the Donkey by painteddonkeywhackerladie August 24, 2009
swamp donkey wrangler
look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.
swamp donkey wrangler by m1911a1 August 6, 2009