Turtle Catting

When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match

Holy shit why the hell can't I kill that bitch on the ground? He's Turtle Catting that's why

by Mr Pie007 February 17, 2010

Cat-Hate

The hating of the normal house cat due to its creation of sheer annoyance by meowing and generally being an unfaithful little shit.

1: Dude, i fucking hate cats
2: you got some real cat-hate there

by Drako169 December 6, 2009

Doja Cat

Bitch I'm a cow.

Doja Cat is the Princess of Rap.
Moo -Doja Cat

by AndI0op March 2, 2021

Strat cat

A guitarist with a strong preference for Fender Stratocasters.

Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and Buddy Holly are three of the most famous Strat cats in rock and roll history.

by Fat Tony Giovanni December 18, 2008

bait cat

A friendly feral cat used to lure other feral cats to a desired spot so that they may be trapped for sterilization, given medication, or made used to human touch or contact.

Mrs. Brown won't come to the food bowl until I leave. I better bring a bait cat over so I can try to pet her and give her her flea pill.

by Herbert Von July 18, 2021

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009

cat porn

If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot

Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn

by Cat porn December 12, 2019