boner mopping

A guy getting fellatio. Needs a boner to happen. can be used in present tense: boner mopping, and past tense: boner mopped

Past tense: I got my boner mopped last night from some chick.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.

by Marchaels April 2, 2008

belly boner

A protrusion from the belly button caused by a hernia.

Alan brushed his belly boner against Andre as they passed on another in the bathroom doorway.

by Troy Mclure October 29, 2007

Pro-Boner

It like Pro-Bono
which means being, involving, or doing professional and especially legal work donated especially for the public good
EXCEPT...
Your donating your boner for the public good... cause.. there is no use hiding it
That would just be a waste.

A:So are you going to the Club this weekend?
B:Yes, as a matter of fact I am, It's going to be Pro-Boner

by KevMack July 29, 2009

Boner Boy

Any male who happens to exhibit tendencies usually associated with young girls and little school boy bitches. Constant whining, high-pitched voices and a lack of copulation are common symptoms of the boner boy. Boner boys are statistically more likely to have a name that begins with the letter B, such as Benjamin, Bear, Boris or Blatvia.

Man, this guy just won't stop complaining. What a little Boner Boy.

I bet that guy never gets laid. Textbook Boner Boy

by Dj Douchero November 13, 2011

Brain Boner

When you are talking and then have a random smart moment.

"Your mom just had a brain boner about robotics"

by Expression of happiness July 22, 2014

Cigarette Boner

What somebody has when they forget about ashing their cigarette and it is abnormally shlong.

Dude, look at Jonny's cigarette boner. That stoner better not ash on my couch again.

by Bonerheros August 23, 2010

Boner Howitzer

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.

Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*

by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009