Vicarious Beard Growth

Vicarious beard growth is the attempt of helping your own beard grow by staring at pictures of people with awesome beards. It should be noted that this is a myth. It does not work. This has been researched and proven by expert and awesome beard owner David Denison, who is well credited and a pioneer in his field, despite being a Michigander.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Your beard's looking a little patchy, man.
Guy 2: I know! I've been trying to fill it out, but the vicarious beard growth just doesn't seem to be working!

Example 2:
Guy 1: Man, I've been trying for a month, but my beard still won't grow!
Guy 2: Have you tried vicarious beard growth?
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, putting up pictures of awesome beards to inspire your own.
Guy 1: *pauses* Are you high?

by Rodman Edward Serling August 17, 2011

Bitter Beard

A gay man who hides his homosexuality by eating enormous amounts of lemons and bitter fruits

That guy is totally a bitter beard.

by Mel Doodies August 24, 2011

Bree Beard

When ones face becomes bald after having a huge beard. But had to get rid of it because the person's girl friend told them to

AAAAAAHHHHH dude look at the bree beard what a nooooooobbbb! He does have a chill girlfriend

by Jamers1129 November 14, 2011

Salty Beards

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

Adventure Beard

A beard grown whilst a man was on a journey to find himself and understand the meaning of life. As long as his beard lives on he is reminded on how physically and mentally strong he has become because of the adventure. The beard is a symbol of himself.

I hate getting food stuck in my Adventure Beard

by Craig11123 October 12, 2013

morning beard

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."

morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead

by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014

turd beard

When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.

That girls ass is so hairy and full of shit, she has a nasty turd beard.

by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015