(n.) - the collection of hair that grows on your face, usually resembles something that of a homosexual elmo.
by QueensCream November 14, 2011
Get the queermo beardmug. A douchey beard, translates from English to Spanish on Google Translate, then back from Spanish to English
by SamandAbby October 29, 2021
Get the beard enemamug. To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.
Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-
Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.
Ron: What?
Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!
Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.
Ron: What?
Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024
Get the Shave Your Beardmug. 1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
by CaptainJabbin February 25, 2021
Get the Taco beardmug. When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!
by The crafty cutie March 24, 2019
Get the 360 beardmug. A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
Get the soft-bearded manmug. by Kev22Wilt October 7, 2015
Get the Bearded Cavemug.