ass banana

someone who has a yellow ass after sitting on a peed on toiler seat

Bob-"eww i got ass banana cause luka can't aim"
Jim- "Eww ass bananas suck"

by steaz juice for my peaz juice August 16, 2009

Banana Slug

A wet, flaccid penis, usually after it's been freshly removed from a vagina, mouth, or rectum; thus resembling a slimy little slug. Can be the cause or consequence of ending sex.
(May also be used in verb form - see below)

Example 1:
To everyone's horror, Chris walked out of the bedroom naked with a satisfied expression and an exposed banana slug.

Example 2:
"I wouldn't have stopped pounding her yet, but my drunk was wearing off and I was pretty much banana slugging it by that point."

by bslug February 4, 2010

Banana Hammock

A type of underwear worn by high school football players trying to get a competitive edge on their competition by wearing less fabric, therefore creating less friction.

Bro, sweet game last night!

Ya dude, it was all thanks to our banana hammocks!

by Douglass Banana Team December 12, 2009

this shit is bananas

in gwen stefanis song, when rumors made up about her were fake
...
or just her shit in her toilet was bananas

"oh no i did not kiss that usher boy! that shit is bananas! b-a-n-a-n-a-s! cuz im a cheerleader so i have to say it out loud to remember how to spell it!"
...
"honey.. today i had a banana and peanut butter sandwich i looked in the toilet and the shit was made out of bananas"

by virginia April 25, 2005

banana skin

The effect on the penis when Gay sex occurs with a curry obsessed man with a diarrhetic arsehole.

Gay Dave:Korma?

Jullian:Yeah you got it pal.

Gay Dave:Thanks! Good job you let me shit in you're mouth first...

by Shitballs July 6, 2004

banana downstairs

referring to the occupation of a penis on a male.

can also be used to state the appearance of an erection.

finally, this can be used to refer to the obvious change of a public area on a woman.

girl, did you check out that banana downstairs?? damn!!

all of a sudden a banana popped up downstairs!

did you check that bitch out?
yeah, i guess she got a penile implant.
damn, she got a banana downstairs!

by pass a dena June 11, 2006

Banana position

Sucking a cock while you have a broken spine so that your body slumps over itself like a banana.

Person 1: I totally put Lewis into banana position last night
Person 2: Cool story bro

by LewisTisGay! January 2, 2015