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Robert

A weird kid that thinks he’s a dinosaur and a nigga
You guys want to talk about dinosaurs. No shut up Robert
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Robert

A super special kid that talks to much about dinosaurs and cells
Robert your A super special kid that talks to much about dinosaurs and cells
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Robert

robert is a very handsome and sexy young man. he's great in bed and knows how to get things started. he has a humongous penis and he's a ladies man. he knows everything when it comes to ladies. he's a very smart, kind, sexy, and genuine young man.
hey there's robert, he's so sexy
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Robert

I'm using this app to confess my love for Robert. He is weird and kinda short with brown hair and brown eyes. He is kinda like that weird band kid, but he is the best and most funniest guy to be friends with or something even more.
I caught Robert crossdressing just to fool a guy into buying him stuff off Amazon.
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Robert

A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.

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A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
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Robert Snell

The living equivalent of a boss fight, Robert Snell can do anything you can but better. Robert is able to domesticate and living being and recite the entirety of Big Iron. Robert is also the lord of all memes, not even Pwediepie can beat him.
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Robert Snell

The lord of all memes, Robert Snell can do anything you can do but better. Robert can also domesticate any living animal. Robert is truly a living bossfight.
Robert Snell is the final boss of life.
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