Bar Tard

Blackout King. Eyes barely opened but still he wants more. MILF Hunter.

Oh THAT Casey?! The Bar Tard? Don’t leave him alone with your mom.

by QuartzHoney March 20, 2021

tard narfin

Mentally challenged and unaware of it

You are a tard narfin

by Dax Dax March 26, 2017

Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"

tard lard turd

by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016

tard

a word meaning tarder sauce.

Me to annoying kid:shut up tard
Teacher: hey watch ur mouth!
Me: I meant like tarder sauce

by nobody else here August 18, 2020

wii tard

a person who is a retard who plays the wii

you're a fucking wii tard

by perry armstrong January 7, 2020

Lobby Tard

A Lobby Tard is someone who works in the lobby at the McDonald's, cleaning tables etc.

A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"

"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"

"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"

by SITS07 July 5, 2009

Street-tard

A person who does not have the brain capacity for common sense but is still good at school.

Hey Bridget stop fucking talking you street-tard.

by anonymous February 25, 2022