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noob

1. a very bad player a any game

2. why do you want to know the meaning of noob

3. if somebody said noob to you he is either joking with you or bullying you depending on the person

4. Nothing more here
you are probably a noob for wanting to know the meaning of it
by Lomyler1 September 24, 2020
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Noob

Something that angry nine-year olds say when they die in Fortnite
Nine year old: NOOOO YOU NOOB YOUR SO BAD STOP HACKING AND GET A LIFE YOU FREAKING NOOB.
by I should be studying October 25, 2020
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loser-noob

Bibby is the biggest lose about, a girl beat him up in graphics
Don’t be such loser-noob like bibby
by lib #3rd noob October 8, 2020
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suck a noob

a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but not too direct that you're being rude :)
person: you stink. BJFKSJF just titting. i need ibuprofen go get me some or buy some idc. also get chcips bc idk ur my slave.

person 2: suck a noob
by fish in a bucket October 16, 2020
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bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.
1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.
by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017
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Noob

Person 1: He's a total noob!
Person 2: But he's new!
by XxpickfoxX October 11, 2017
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Noob

Let me show you and example of the best community in Gaming History:
#Dota 2 In Radiant
Noob:Hey guys what hero should i pick?
I am new to Dota 2 xddd
Teammate 1:сука бляяяяя
Я 100000 ммр соло

Го го го Б
Teammate 2:Go kys noob xdddddddd
Teammate 3:Putang ina mo
Tara Slardar tara b b b
Teammate 4 (in mic): *Distorted sounds of World War 2 with a girl getting raped and eating ramen while listening to Shitty Dubstep and playing minecraft* till it lags out
*Dire Victory*
by Honest Game Reviews March 19, 2017
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