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Chinese Jetski

When your pee in someone's butt
I just Chinese Jetskied Nikki and she loved it!
by Motivated2live September 17, 2015
mugGet the Chinese Jetskimug.

Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.
1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022
mugGet the Chinese Penis Torturemug.

chinese star

rising star

chinese star
shining star

basically it is a kindergarten in Jakarta, it is known for that most chinese go there so it is called the chinese star because it rhymes with shining. The rising star is also the nickname of shining star. It's named because it was a really holy school, it was rising.
A: I wasn't a chinese but I went to chinese star!!

B: I was a chinese but I did not go there

A: lets go check out the chindo national curriculum.
by ponhpon September 26, 2022
mugGet the chinese starmug.

Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Crapmug.

Chinese Humour

An unfunny Video that's Came from China or Asia and filled with with background Laughs which makes it Cringe .
Dude 1: That video is not funny at all,why there are Background laughs ??
Dude 2: "Chinese Humour"
by KKKisshortformofmyrealname December 10, 2019
mugGet the Chinese Humourmug.

Chinese cheese

by Jagdtiger October 3, 2019
mugGet the Chinese cheesemug.

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