Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.

'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'

by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012

Zombie

A dude that really died and then said wake up.

Person one: I see a zombie

Person two: Hey it’s Joe!
Zombie: MRrrrb

by MYLITTLEEEPONY June 22, 2021

zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.

“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP

by Bryn89 August 8, 2022

fighting the zombies

To be tired but insistent on staying awake. Fighting the (Z)zz's in Zombie.

Riley: You fighting the zombies?
Todd: Yeah man, I'm tired but I'll be straight.

by Ndala May 10, 2016

Scooby Doo: Zombie Island

Probably the coolest Scooby Doo movie ever produced. The internet will likely argue however that Scooby Doo 2 was much better however. I argue that Scooby Doo: Zombie Island had the most bad ass zombies ever and if you haven't seen those Confederate zombies, you're missing out. Call of Duty only wishes their zombies were this fucking cool.

Scooby Doo: Zombie Island was the first movie that might've legitimately scarred little kidsfor life. If that doesn't sound like it did it's job then I don't know what will.

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

zombie

a half dead thing that is mistaken for a canabel it is a living creature that eats it surrodings

Oh no wauch out for that walker

that zombie is going to eat you

by the litest person evaa December 11, 2017

Dopamine zombie

Someone who scrolls through multiple apps at a time for hours a day putting off everything important and feening for every last drop of dopamine

Jessica scrolled thru tiktok everyday for 5 hours everyday for 4 months. In return frying and killing the ability to produce happiness of stuff that isn’t 20 second short videos. This would make her a dopamine zombie

by Dimes123 April 9, 2023