by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>This Ugly Nigga Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.
Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?
Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
Jim: So what did you do?
Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.
Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
Jim: So what did you do?
Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.
Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
by those defs March 16, 2016
Get the ugly coyotemug. you looked this up because somebody called you this but dont worry, on the inside you are Pretty Ms.PeePee
by clayxbh December 3, 2019
Get the Ugly Mr.PooPoomug. 
Jackson:damn bruh you ugly asl
Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful
Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly
Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful
Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly
by I hate ppl named Kaylee February 28, 2023
Get the Tell an ugly girl she’s uglymug.