Two Cheek Tango

When a person, whilst alone in a public restroom, upon completion of the act of defecation, discovers that there is insufficient toilet paper to finish "wiping", and said person must pinch their buttocks together, hike their pants mostly up, and quickly hop to another stall so they may finish their "wiping" endeavour.

Todd, after eating a large bean burrito, discovers that he has run out of toilet paper. After his calls for help go unheaded, Todd has to "two cheek tango" to the neighbouring stall.

by Ezekiel Stone May 31, 2010

two ball stew

just another in the long list of man juice names

I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew

by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

two-faced individual

Two Faced" is 'someone who tells one group of people or an individual one thing and another group of people or an individual another thing.' You can refer to a cheater as two-faced. This is because the cheater shows one face to you-- the sweet trusting face. But there is another face you don't see-- the lying, sneaky face.

A two-faced individual: Jeff is a two-faced liar! I hate him! He told me he loved me, and then he told all his friends that I was a loser.

by Aamilah December 15, 2014

Two Punch Man

One Punch Man but he can destroy anything in 2 hits.

Two Punch Man is sad :(.

by TheAngryNerd May 9, 2019

two inch pinch

A person with an incredibly small penis.

I can not have sex with you because you have a two inch pinch

by dik fuck February 1, 2017

two kings and a queen

a common nickname for the Miami Heat's big three. In reference to the highly acclaimed skills of King James and his fellow initial King-in-residence D-Wade. The queen refers to their submissive counterpart who married into extensive fame and subsequent acclaim.

Hey did you guys see the two kings and a queen shut down the magic for one half and then get pummelled for the rest of the game?

by The_real_Stefan_Blueberry March 18, 2011

Tijuana Two-Lip

The female counterpart to the Texas Belt Buckle. When a lady flashes a front wedgie and both lips pop out the sides. Can also be spelled like the flower, tulip.

Dude you won’t believe it, I was walking around with a Texas Belt Buckle and this chick came by and flashed a Tijuana Two-Lip. I’d never seen anything like it!

by A_Joy96 April 13, 2021