Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014

Nigga Touch

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.

Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"

by MangoMelon August 9, 2021

Touching Pickles

Gay hipster sex

See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.

by DisasterWeenie August 17, 2019

Touch

The act of touching someone specifically in the face to make them uncomftorable. Must get extremely close to their face.

"Yoooo did u see that girl poke that baby while saying "touch"

by Area516 May 7, 2019

Touching the Winky

Something you do 24/7

"I love touching the winky. It's very fun and educational"

by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023

touch bag

Do cocaine.

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.

by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025

The Dutch Touch

When a product is made by a dutch designer. People say this product has The Dutch Touch.

Well that product really has the dutch touch.

by JohanJohan July 31, 2017