i touch myself

tingle tongle

oh well, I touch myself

by anna15515551 January 16, 2024

Touch me not

I'll give but don't do it too me

I'll give u oral but I don't want it back * don't touch me)

Body " I'm not the one to play with like a touch me not, ah" megan thee stallion

by brafy May 10, 2022

Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.

There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys

by honneamise March 29, 2021

Touch my plum

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.

His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.

by HisAlienGirl November 20, 2015

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 06, 2018

touched

annoyed, upset, or agitated.

"you're so touched she ghosted you"

by paxrox December 06, 2021

Touched

To say you got touched is to say you got ripped off.

Peter: How much did you pay for your tickets?

Tom: $150 each for 3

Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!

by SpaghettiBetty June 02, 2022