im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024

Dutch Touch

A situation very similar to a dutch oven, however hands-based foreplay continues and neither sexual partner attempts to make eye contact.

"Let one go in bed last night with the missus."
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"

by Slinkynuts August 7, 2015

can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

touch antenna

"Touch antennae" is a metaphorical expression referring to the act of connecting or communicating on a personal and intuitive level, much like how insects use their antennae to sense their surroundings. See “grok.”

I like their vibe. I want to touch antenna about an idea I have for them.

by OG_Miggysmalls January 20, 2024

Touch up

When a girl shaves her area even if it's only been a few days And there's nothing there.

"Yeah I was gonna smash David but I felt gross without my touch up!"

by Jason3245 May 2, 2018

Flying Touch-Man

A man jumps from the start of the bed with his finger out and shoves it up the ass of the man chained to the bed

The Flying Touch-Man is a gay sex position where one man is chained to the bed and the other man jumps head first into the chocolate starfish

by playfulTickler February 24, 2024

Puppy Touch

To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.

"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"

by pupl0ver234 February 22, 2010