toolbag

Somebody who uses the worst pick up lines, spends more time on his hair than you do, and usually frolics on top of Mount Vesuvius

Ted Grewe is such a toolbag.

That toolbag, Ted, seems like such a douche...is he gay?

by shanara May 20, 2007

tool

1)a person being used by others often without knowing it.
2) see douchebag
3) a digital scale used for massing small amounts of illicit substances. see digi.

3) buyer: this bag is slack
seller: no man it's straight
buyer: let me check your tool...see it reads 3.0, a ball is 3.5 you retard.

by Sr. Escobar August 21, 2007

tool

a registered retard.

oh geez, what a tool.

by [Alice] January 16, 2008

toodside

adj. a relative location, specifically, to the side. Generally refers to the space surrounding a walkway or unpaved road.

Keep off the wildflowers toodside.

by Lineriner January 2, 2008

Tool

Someone who's stupid & doesn't use common sense.
Someone who tries to hard.
An idiot, someone who is used by other people.
Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.
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Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.

Matt Steward is a complete tool.

by Rachhhheelllll January 4, 2009

tool

a person who doesnt understand this meaning n has to look it up on urban dictionary to use against a friend when they dont even kno it

kimberely anna-lynn ?? ..or somone with bigger boobs then her body structure

kim is a tool cuz she has big boobs n no brains

by erkelnator June 11, 2008

tool

A tool is somebody who does way too much to try to fit in. So people use them, knowing that they will do anything to fit in, and pretend the tool will be liked if he/she follows through. Typically, a tool is too dumb to notice this. Trying too hard to fit in is what causes them to not fit in, often making akward comments or just annoying the shit out of everybody they're trying to hang out with.

Casey: *laughing* I just told Steve he could drive us to the party if he did my math and chem homework...

John: Wow, seriously, what a tool

by 0gi3 February 23, 2009