“Do you have a tough matchup this week?”
“Nope! The guy I’m playing against never updates their roster, a real Tony. It’s like I have a bye week!”
“Nope! The guy I’m playing against never updates their roster, a real Tony. It’s like I have a bye week!”
by SealClubberLang April 26, 2019
Get the Tonymug. The act of doggying a girl mid-flight on a Boeing 727 while simultaneously chopping a small line of cocaine mixed with Southeast Asian No. 4 heroin on her back. The man proceeds to snort the mixture of drugs before having orgasm.
"We gotta bail Joey out of jail!"
"Why? What happened?"
"He got caught giving a Spanish Tony to one of the flight attendants!"
"My god..."
"Why? What happened?"
"He got caught giving a Spanish Tony to one of the flight attendants!"
"My god..."
by Mike_Litoris June 13, 2018
Get the Spanish Tonymug. A Labour PM, enough said.
by dg1301 April 5, 2023
Get the Tony Blairmug. Leading someone on in your course to the point where you go on dates together, while in the process getting them to do all your assignments and at the end of the year dropping the bombshell that you are already dating someone.
by AllPowerfulShagy February 12, 2019
Get the Pull a Tonimug. Person 1: Dude look at that guy on the street just staring at that wall.
Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.
Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon December 20, 2022
Get the Two Tab Tonymug. The definition of love.You'll never know love without knowing Tony.Youll never have to worry about opening a door around him because he's simply the perfect gentlemen out there.He'll give you the best nights of your life while your half asleep in his car on your way home, because he knows the way.He happens to be the only guy your dad approves of and doesn't question when your with him.That one moment you had with him.It'll never stop giving you butterflies.You'll always be around him simplely because you won't except a life without him.He's the parallel of you.Every moral, belief, interest is the same.And his image haunts your heart. Your veins love the taste of his laughter.That bright smile? it's cocaine and you'll never get sober.Everyday you hope for a miracle that he wants to give it a second chance.You can't move on without it.Knowing that there's the slightest possibility of walking down the aisle with him.Antonio will change your life.He'll make you smile in every scene.Perfection is his middle name and you can't see nothing beyond such. When you first fall in love with him.You'll never stop.Your going to need and want him for the rest of your life.No matter what you do you will forever search for him In a crowd.You'll forever need his voice.Your favorite tune.The one that replays at night while you giggle into your pillow because I promise you he will heal every broken piece in your body, heart and mind with the simple fact he loved you to.Don't give up
by liv×××× May 2, 2025
Get the Tonymug. A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoesmug.