Toilet paper

A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.

Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!

Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?

Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!

Friend2: okay.

by Jackelanm December 22, 2023

toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop

ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin

by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021

Reuels toilet

A public bathroom, where the toilets are clotted and filled with diarrhea.

Dude last night after the club, I had to take a shit so badly, that I even used Reuels toilet . It was gross.

by Truth_teller_55 September 13, 2017

Toilet Gang

Toilet Gang is a GMIS MYP community (gang) aka. Asu Gang. It is led and founded by pooorwangg aka. bos, GL. Members include: fighter, bodyguard, executioner, kg and crook

some of our achievmentss; making ms desi fired, making sir soyuz retire, making ms anupama retire, avoiding 5 suspensions, smoking paper, ruled the entire myp, trashed 7c, sir bharath nearly left.

Siheon: is that the toilet gang?
kimberly: omg yaa, they are so toxic
Charleon: nah, fuck off they are pussy
junsik: yo chill, they gona beat me up

by welovemsdesi April 14, 2021

Skibidi toilet

It is brain rot

Skibidi toilet is so Skibidi

by Nigga99? April 29, 2024

Toilet Paper

An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.

Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.

by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020

skibidi toilet

brainrot at its finest

child: omg i love skibidi toilet!

by itsnina09 April 24, 2024