when you get to a bar or club, and there is a line of yuppies down the block, and big black bouncers that won't let anyone in, and you have to piss so badly your bladder is going to rupture.
by Johhny Cockrane May 23, 2004
An elaboration on the popular "whats poppin." Generally directed toward someone of at least mild physical attraction. Mainly added so Nick could go “See I DID come up with that shit!”
Whats poppin show stoppin!
by Prof. Nick J. June 01, 2011
by _wumbolegend April 12, 2014
When someone says they are going to do something or did something but you don't believe them.
Can also be used as a greeting.
Can also be used as a greeting.
Girl: Did you eat cupcakes?
Guy: No.
Girl, I don't belive you, Show Me Your Weiner!
Friend A: OMG HI!
Friend B: Hi! Show Me Your Weiner!
Guy: No.
Girl, I don't belive you, Show Me Your Weiner!
Friend A: OMG HI!
Friend B: Hi! Show Me Your Weiner!
by Unicorn<3r October 26, 2011
In reference to a man's flacid penis. When you are a show-er, your penis is the same length as when you are erect. When you are a "grower", you have the same characteristics of a frightened turtle, who's head hides in it's shell. When you are erect, you penis grows in length. The exception to this rule is Chinese, who are neither "show'ers" or "growers".
And the kryptonite to both types is water, because it doesn't matte if you "show" or "grow", at that point you shrink.
And the kryptonite to both types is water, because it doesn't matte if you "show" or "grow", at that point you shrink.
When Aaron was in the locker room, he could not figure out why everyone had such a bigger penis than him. It was only until Kelly told him the difference of what a "Show-er" vs "Grower" was. "Show-er vs Grower"
by Tom.Collins.NYC January 09, 2014
1.) when a guy starts doing the things he wouldn’t do before he got to tap it.
2.) also a girl acting like a jerk off.
2.) also a girl acting like a jerk off.
by Jimmytwotimess February 28, 2018
similar to the phrase "cheseburger" someone who is feeling "japanese show smiley" is simply put: someone who experiences supreme happiness for whatever reason. they could be so happy because they got a job, they found out that their girlfriend ain't pregnant, or because they just got laid. the reason for becoming "japanese show smiley" varies from person to person.
jane: i got bad news for you jake, i'm not pregnant...
jake: wtf you talkin' about girl, i'm fucking happy as i ever been!!!
jane: god jake...why you gotta be so "japanese show smiley". i thought you wanted to have a baby with me.
jake: naaa girl, just said that to get some of your yum-yum-yummy...
jake: wtf you talkin' about girl, i'm fucking happy as i ever been!!!
jane: god jake...why you gotta be so "japanese show smiley". i thought you wanted to have a baby with me.
jake: naaa girl, just said that to get some of your yum-yum-yummy...
by nico illmatic October 15, 2007